How absurd is Toronto real estate?

"CB" (jrcb) 10/04/2019 at 12:38 • Filed to: It's sadly not satire

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This bachelor apartment located in the woods at Yonge and the 401 would probably go for at least $300k due to its location and all-natural build.

bob and john > CB 10/04/2019 at 12:41

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no lie, I thought this would have been an actual listing someone made as a joke. 

imadick > bob and john 10/04/2019 at 12:45

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I’ve seen Toronto airbnb’s that were a tent for $200 a night...

CB > bob and john 10/04/2019 at 12:45

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I've found about five of these. Truly an up and coming neighbourhood.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > CB 10/04/2019 at 12:48

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This small studio condo in the artistic Gastown neighbourhood of Vancouver is priced at $1.9M.

Highlights include dual skylights, all metal “industrial themed” construction and fully furnished with recycled materials. Art from well known urban artist “WP” is included in the price.

fintail > CB 10/04/2019 at 13:02

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Seattle: New small development of  sustainable cutting-edge modern mansionettes. Prime eastside location, the best school district, easy-care landscaping, easy commutes, perfect for hiding foreign capital, starting in the low $1.25MMs:

Chariotoflove > CB 10/04/2019 at 13:23

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Wait, is that real wood? Because that hikes the price .

Jarrett - [BRZ Boi] > CB 10/04/2019 at 13:23

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Every time I think about what I’m paying for real estate in the GTA, my hand reaches for the rum.

The commute makes it a double.

vicali > CB 10/04/2019 at 13:29

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It’s Pre-Modern!

Decay buys too many beaters > Chariotoflove 10/04/2019 at 14:14

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Doesn't look sustainably sourced, might lower the price actually. 

Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy > CB 10/04/2019 at 14:23

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“Built with local reclaimed wood!”

Chariotoflove > Decay buys too many beaters 10/04/2019 at 14:24

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Oh right.  I forgot where this market is for a sec.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > CB 10/04/2019 at 16:26

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A friend of mine has a house downtown and she rents the upstairs and rents the basement.

I joked that she should also rent out the treehouse in the back yard.

SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza > Chariotoflove 10/04/2019 at 17:23

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“live edge” on all sides